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Communicating with Humanity August 28th, 2014
The eleventh plagueMoses Abrahamson |
Nobody said it was easy for a god to come to earth. Even good had to learn a easier way to communicate with its envoys. And the stone tablets seemed to be a much more effective way than catching fire in the middle of nowhere. When heaven's plague department started working on a new experimental plague that was intended to be sent to Egypt they soon discovered that those animals where too aggressive to keep them under control. Soon it was too late to stop them.
During the exodus Moses had to rebuild his public image. In order to be a stronger icon than Ramses II, Moses 's personal manager helped him to rebuild his image. The result: A gangsta with a two foot beard.
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Moses launches the Exodus official StoreProblems with the runaway from Egypt |
A group of young entrepreneurs have started what is called Exodus2.0.Inc to raise funds for the exodus. The idea is to commercialize the exclusive Exodus 2.0 products. The company opened last monday at the stock market quoting at 27,6 $ by yesterday, it had closed with an increase of the 78,9% of its value.
Moses has had to ask God for diet of Mannah after having some incidents that delayed the march towards the promised land. Some nutritionists have gotten in contact with Moses to find a solution.
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Casting for Exodus Official Hymn
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Some really suggestive ideas have been shown today in the Casting for Exodus Official Hymn. It has been a wide variety of music tastes, ones more sophisticated than the others, true... Judges are still debating which song will be adopted as the official one. We will keep our audience informed about any new. |
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